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He who tells a lie is not sensible of how great a task he...
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All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
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The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
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We’re all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on...
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Addresses are given to us to conceal our whereabouts.
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We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
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Speech is but broken light upon the depth Of the unspoken.
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Be sincere; be brief; be seated.
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Anybody who accepts mediocrity – in school, on the job, in life – is...
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If you haven’t got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to...