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If you want something said, ask a man if you want something done, ask...
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A great step toward independence is a good humored stomach.
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To him who is in fear everything rustles.
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Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended.
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Nobody likes the man who brings bad news.
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Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the...
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A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad...
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If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because...
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I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is...
Quote #595
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their pedestals.