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I love such mirth as does not make friends ashamed to look upon one...
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All great masters are chiefly distinguished by the power of adding a second, a...
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We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it.
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Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of...
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Those who do not understand UNIX are condemned to reinvent it — badly.
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Very few things happen at the right time and the rest do not happen...
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The fates have given mankind a patient soul.
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Heaven always bears some proportion to earth. The god of the cannibal will be...
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First it is necessary to stand on your own two feet. But the minute...
Quote #20121
Let us not be satisfied with just giving money. Money is not enough, money...