Quote #18682
Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for...
Quote #10343
I can hire one half of the working class to kill the other half.
Quote #26378
Carthago delenda est. (Carthage must be destroyed.)
Quote #3560
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You...
Quote #5712
Explanation separates us from astonishment, which is the only gateway to the incomprehensible.
Quote #9235
Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their...
Quote #26147
When her last child is off to school, we don’t want the talented woman...
Quote #21869
Defer not till tomorrow to be wise, tomorrow’s sun to thee may never rise.
Quote #23911
The truth of the matter is that you always know the right thing to...
Quote #9157
The only alternative to coexistence is codestruction.