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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and...
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Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world...
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I am open to receive with every breath I breathe.
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People of the same trade seldom meet together, even for merriment and diversion, but...
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Oh, give us the man who sings at his work.
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The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year — everything from kings, queens,...
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All sins are attempts to fill voids.
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By three methods we may learn wisdom First, by reflection, which is noblest Second,...
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In baseball, you don’t know nothing.