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Green Goblin The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the...
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Never answer a hypothetical question.
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Real friendship is shown in times of trouble prosperity is full of friends.
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What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world, and yet...
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The inability to secure a reservation drives yuppies absolutely crazy.
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Some people imagine that nuclear war will mean instant and painless death. But for...
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of...
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Happiness is not having what you want, but wanting what you have.
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Our American professors like their literature clear, cold, pure and very dead.
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The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up...