Quote #28747
I love to go to Washington — if only to be near my money.
Quote #3086
The pencil sharpener is about as far as I have ever got in operating...
Quote #21408
Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and if true, of infinite importance. The...
Quote #14446
Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.
Quote #29610
Genius is one of the many forms of insanity.
Quote #11040
To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend.
Quote #17799
A man with a new idea is a crank — until the idea succeeds.
Quote #5629
My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals...
Quote #26326
Dear brightest star o’er Bethlehem, O let your precious light shine in with hope...
Quote #10368
The ingenuity of the device blinds us to its utter uselessness.