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Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
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Cheerfulness greases the axles of the world.
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Living in a vacuum sucks.
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If you stand straight Do not fear a crooked shadow.
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You only live once, but if you live right, once is enough.
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The secret of joy in work is contained in one word – excellence. To...
Quote #2954
Our Constitution protects aliens, drunks, and U.S. senators.
Quote #17970
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor for a subject...
Quote #900
When in doubt, use brute force
Quote #13641
Truth, like gold, is to be obtained not by its growth, but by washing...