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Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and...
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No man or woman who tries to pursue an ideal in his or her...
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The road to success leads through the valley of humility, and the path is...
Quote #19751
An old doting fool, with one foot already in the grave.
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My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.
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Biography lends to death a new terror.
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No matter under what circumstances you leave it, home does not cease to be...
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I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
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Money doesn’t talk, it swears.
Quote #18140
Mosaic is the 1990′s equivalent of forcing friends to sit through slides of your...