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I always wanted to be somebody. If I made it, it’s half because I...
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The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it...
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to...
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Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts....
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The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other...
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Human beings are not condemned, because of their biological constitution, to annihilate each other...
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The range of what we think and do is limited by what we fail...
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Good and evil, reward and punishment, are the only motives to a rational creature:...
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If you make people think they are thinking, they will love you. If you...
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Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely...