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The computer is a moron.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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There will come a time when you believe everything is finished. That will be...
Quote #8061
Death ? It?s the only thing we haven?t succeeded in completely vulgarizing.
Quote #23797
Many of life’s failures are people who did not realize how close they were...
Quote #16619
A compassionate government keeps faith with the trust of the people and cherishes the...
Quote #22197
The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do...
Quote #23489
What a crazy world we live in Trying to treat addiction as a legal...
Quote #5687
In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having...