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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
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It is said that power corrupts, but actually it?s more true that power attracts...
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I feel the happiest when I can light my American cigarettes with Soviet matches.
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Love is union with somebody, or something, outside oneself, under the condition of retaining...
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Life is the continuous adjustment of internal relations to external relations.
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The basic difference between an ordinary person and a warrior is that a warrior...
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Biff Tannen So why don’t you make like a tree and get outta here
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Everything in the world may be endured, except continual prosperity.