Quote #23183
The advertisement is the most truthful part of a newspaper.
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All I really need to know about how to live and what to do...
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Sexually,we are all competing for the same seat on the bus and the thing...
Quote #17761
The report of my death was an exaggeration.
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This life is yours. Take the power to choose what you want to do...
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Just turn left at Greenland…
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Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting thought for those people...
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The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the...
Quote #21928
Most of us become parents long before we have stopped being children.
Quote #30964
If you wish good advice, consult an old man.