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Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
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My concern today is not with the length of a person’s hair but with...
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Practice yourself what you preach.
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She who loves roses must be patient and not cry out when she is...
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In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity.
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Too many people overvalue what they are, and undervalue what they are not.
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Courtship consists in a number of quiet attentions, not so pointed as to alarm,...
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If we say a little it is easy to add, but having said too...
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One man’s religion is another man’s belly laugh.
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During the Second World War, the Germans took four years to build the Atlantic...