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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution.
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I learned long ago never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and...
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It is the saying of an ancient sage that humor was the only test...
Quote #29304
Figures won’t lie, but liars can figure.
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If you don’t have the time to read, you don’t have the time or...
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Religion is the masterpiece of the art of animal training, for it trains people...
Quote #30983
Patience is the key to paradise.
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There was a disturbance in my heart, a voice that spoke there and said,...
Quote #13915
Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot
Quote #13995
I have learned, in whatever state I am ,therewith to be content.