Quote #5545
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
Quote #5439
Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture.
Quote #16394
Cowards falter, but danger is often overcome by those who nobly dare.
Quote #14041
The meek shall inherit the Earth, but not its mineral rights.
Quote #33352
Most of you have been where I am tonight. The crash site of unrequited...
Quote #18188
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster....
Quote #34884
These days an income is something you can’t live without–or within.
Quote #13055
If fate means you to lose, give him a good fight anyhow.
Quote #31273
I’d walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball.
Quote #14923
Anybody who accepts mediocrity – in school, on the job, in life – is...