Quote #1921
In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile.
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If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking ‘Do you...
Quote #5546
We cannot control the evil tongues of others; but a good life enables us...
Quote #10666
Music, when soft voices die, Vibrates in the memory; Odors, when sweet violets sicken,...
Quote #902
SCCS is the source-code motel — your code checks in but it never checks...
Quote #5094
Nobody ever died of laughter.
Quote #31898
Some pray to marry the man they love, my prayer will somewhat vary I...
Quote #16889
In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed.
Quote #7107
Too much liberty corrupts us all.
Quote #16022
We have among us a class of mammon worshippers, whose one test of conservatism...