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The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.
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Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
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If you are faced with an unpleasant person or situation that you can do...
Quote #5904
Arms are instruments of ill omen. . . . When one is compelled to...
Quote #17788
It is the difference of opinion that makes horse races.
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You can be young without money but you can’t be old without it.
Quote #29118
Life is a great big canvas throw all the paint on it you can.
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All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
Quote #24194
What is the meaning of human life, or of organic life altogether To answer...
Quote #31487
In your clothes avoid too much gaudiness do not value yourself upon an embroidered...