Quote #11911
How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.
Quote #15208
To lengthen thy Life, lessen thy meals
Quote #18542
Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and consciencious stupidity.
Quote #3242
I pride myself on the fact that my work has no socially redeeming value.
Quote #32409
There was never in the history of the world a great politician who was...
Quote #8261
If our greatest need had been information, God would have sent an educator. If...
Quote #26100
The best things in life aren’t things.
Quote #22880
It is a fine thing to establish one’s own religion in one’s heart, not...
Quote #33375
Liberals are very broadminded they are always willing to give careful consideration to both...
Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...