Quote #32109
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone
Quote #22627
There ought to be so many who are excellent, there are so few.
Quote #4791
Since a politician never believes what he says, he is quite surprised to be...
Quote #7724
Glory built on selfish principles is shame and guilt.
Quote #31295
To be an adult is to be alone.
Quote #14362
Religion is the masterpiece of the art of animal training, for it trains people...
Quote #11937
There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about...
Quote #11526
Patience is the companion of wisdom.
Quote #18361
The greatest and most amiable privilege which the rich enjoy over the poor is...
Quote #433
In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity.