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Say all you have to say in the fewest possible words, or your reader...
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All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
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Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.
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Youth is a wonderful thing what a crime to waste it on children.
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A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on.
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Tyranny cannot defeat the power of ideas.
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Nobody loves me but my mother, and she could be jivin’, too.
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You can have anything you want if you want it desperately enough. You must...
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The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older...
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No man is exempt from saying silly things the mischief is to say them...