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Every year, back come Spring, with nasty little birds yapping their fool heads off...
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A true philosopher is like an elephant; he never puts the second foot down...
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If you would be pungent, be brief for it is with words as with...
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Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for...
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Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted...
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First it is necessary to stand on your own two feet. But the minute...
Quote #4513
Let the punishment match the offense.
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A fellow who says he has never told a lie has just told one.
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Everyone who gets sleepy at night should have a simple decent place to lay...
Quote #17915
The best things in life are nearest Breath in your nostrils, light in your...