Quote #5884
The surest hindrance of success is to have too high a standard of refinement...
Quote #34220
On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
Quote #14921
Every job is a self-portrait of the person who did it. Autograph your work...
Quote #34261
There is no old age. There is, as there always was, just you.
Quote #32548
The speciality of the future is generalism.
Quote #15608
My son, observe the postage stamp! Its usefulness depends upon its ability to stick...
Quote #7999
Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users?
Quote #32635
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
Quote #9411
It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.
Quote #2228
Men and women, women and men. It will never work.