Quote #18329
Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d...
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Knowledge is the only instrument of production That is not subject to the law...
Quote #15923
The hardest arithmetic to master is that which enables us to count our blessings.
Quote #14839
It is with disease of the mind, as with those of the body; we...
Quote #12518
is governed by minorities, seldom or never by majorities. It suppresses its feelings...
Quote #2452
People are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
Quote #13216
Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.
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Quitting smoking is easy, I’ve done it hundreds of times.
Quote #29209
I feel the happiest when I can light my American cigarettes with Soviet matches.
Quote #24301
My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals...