Quote #9875
Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.
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My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.
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Accept good advice gracefully–as long as it doesn’t interfere with what you intended to...
Quote #22173
You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind legs. But...
Quote #23624
If a man knows not what harbour he seeks, any wind is the right...
Quote #15489
If you want to win friends, make it a point to remember them. If...
Quote #1111
Anything too stupid to be said is sung.
Quote #3637
What is the difference between unethical and ethical advertising? Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to...
Quote #11032
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
Quote #30120
The most dangerous aspect of present-day life is the dissolution of the feeling of...