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A lie can travel halfway round the world while the truth is putting on...
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Love is or it ain’t. Thin love ain’t love at all.
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Why cross an ocean when you can cross a river Why should we sail...
Quote #642
Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
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Stuart Would ya look at the size of that kid’s head It’s the size...
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Boyhood, like measles, is one of those complaints which a man should catch young...
Quote #6939
Much speech is one thing, well-timed speech is another.
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You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
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Fig Newton The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.
Quote #16785
Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.