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Not all who wander are lost.
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Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit.
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Don’t think you are going to conceal thoughts by concealing evidence that they ever...
Quote #16524
I do not fear computers. I fear lack of them.
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The beauty of religious mania is that it has the power to explain everything....
Quote #11564
Aunt Marion was right… Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #8667
Just turn left at Greenland…
Quote #968
Do not fear death so much but rather the inadequate life.
Quote #32253
Life is a wave, which in no two consecutive moments of its existence is...