Quote #25508
He hits from both sides of the plate. He’s amphibious.
Quote #30038
Money can’t buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy.
Quote #32338
Where you find true friendship, You find true love.
Quote #212
Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.
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One of the things that keeps you from dropping them in the nearest volcano...
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If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?
Quote #24564
Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more...
Quote #19659
Experience keeps a dear school, but fools will learn in no other.
Quote #20477
Time is but the stream I go a-fishin in. I drink at it, but...
Quote #19491
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to the...