Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #3436
Why yes – a bulletproof vest.
Quote #11453
Do not try to fight a lion if you are not one yourself.
Quote #25476
A good teacher is a master of simplification and an enemy of simplism.
Quote #21782
When making a decision of minor importance, I have always found it advantageous to...
Quote #102
I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is...
Quote #13984
The gods too are fond of a joke.
Quote #29134
If you’ve got to resist, you’re chances of being hurt are less the more...
Quote #11998
Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree what they are made of,...
Quote #31396
I don’t believe anything. I only know some things to a greater degree of...