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There’s two heads to every coin.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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A true history of human events would show that a far larger proportion of...
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Diplomacy is to do and say, the nastiest thing in the nicest way.
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To resist the frigidity of old age one must combine the body, the mind...
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If we long to believe that the stars rise and set for us, that...
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I see in the near future a crisis approaching that unnerves me and causes...
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The ultimate wisdom which deals with beginnings, remains locked in a seed. There it...
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Under every stone lurks a politician.
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Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious...