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A fool and water will go the way they are diverted.
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Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
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I am delighted to have you play football. I believe in rough, manly sports....
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Man is condemned to be free; because once thrown into the world, he is...
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You cannot believe in honor until you have achieved it. Better keep yourself clean...
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The most merciful thing in the world . . . is the inability of...
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Joel Ed, are you hallucinating Ed Oh, yeah, but not right now.
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There comes a moment when you realize that virtually anything is possible- that nothing...
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The afternoon knows what the morning never suspected.
Quote #6125
The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none.