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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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‘Tisn’t life that matters ‘Tis the courage you bring to it.
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The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that...
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The wise learn many things from their enemies.
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A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear...
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Strategy is buying a bottle of fine wine when you take a lady out...
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Imitation is the sincerest of flattery.
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Immortality. I notice that as soon as writers broach this question they begin to...
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Have patience with all things, but chiefly have patience with yourself. Do not lose...
Quote #33785
The more alternatives, the more difficult the choice.