Quote #258
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
Quote #2473
There are more pleasant things to do than beat up people.
Quote #19452
When a man says he approves of something in principle, it means he hasn’t...
Quote #34290
When a thing is done, it’s done. Don’t look back. Look forward to your...
Quote #5039
We live in a world where lemonade is made from aritificial flavoring and furniture...
Quote #34332
George Washington had a vision for this country. Was it three days of uninterrupted...
Quote #9339
Life is like an ever-shifting kaleidoscope – a slight change, and all patterns alter.
Quote #23182
When angry, count ten before you speak if very angry, an hundred.
Quote #30151
Appetizers are the little things you keep eating until you lose your appetite.
Quote #27354
If you’ve broken the eggs, you should make the omelette.