Quote #1753
When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.
Quote #4543
In adversity remember to keep an even mind.
Quote #1803
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the...
Quote #29446
The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn’t...
Quote #13115
Proud people breed sad sorrows for themselves.
Quote #25931
Count no day lost in which you waited your turn, took only your share...
Quote #34008
I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
Quote #32620
Love truth, but pardon error.
Quote #16732
A man never tells you anything until you contradict him.
Quote #25463
There is no time like the pleasant.