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Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
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Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade...
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An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before....
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An American is a man with two arms and four wheels.
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Every step toward Christ kills a doubt. Every thought, word, and deed for Him...
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Of all the music that reached farthest into heaven, it is the beating of...
Quote #2354
Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to...
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Virtue does not come from wealth, but. . . wealth, and every other good...
Quote #14670
To me – old age is always ten years older than I am.
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Nothing is more pleasing and engaging than the sense of having conferred benefits. Not...