Quote #20
There is one way to handle the ignorant and malicious critic. Ignore him.
Quote #29960
The only cure for contempt is countercontempt.
Quote #25012
Though the rich man’s dinner goes in at his mouth, the poor man must...
Quote #3873
I no longer prepare food or drink with more than one ingredient.
Quote #24800
The trouble is that everyone talks about reforming others, and no one thinks about...
Quote #31535
Yes, you can be a dreamer and a doer too, if you will remove...
Quote #3614
An apology for the devil: it must be remembered that we have heard one...
Quote #8719
A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus.
Quote #2090
Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.
Quote #25196
You don’t get to choose how you’re going to die, or when. You can...