Quote #9138
Friendship with oneself is all-important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone...
Quote #8137
Thanks to his constant habit of shaking the bottle in which life handed him...
Quote #20835
How far that little candle throws his beams So shines a good deed in...
Quote #22117
The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.
Quote #30513
All the miseries of mankind come from one thing, not knowing how to remain...
Quote #1834
Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
Quote #17877
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
Quote #27340
Fear not those who argue but those who dodge.
Quote #34399
Patience is the best remedy for every trouble.
Quote #11471
Employ thy time well, if thou meanest to get leisure.