Quote #28904
America is not like a blanket — one piece of unbroken cloth, the same...
Quote #2992
Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
Quote #17970
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor for a subject...
Quote #19204
What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator.
Quote #1141
I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
Quote #18147
Better hazard once than always be in fear.
Quote #7242
When you are right you cannot be too radical; when you are wrong, you...
Quote #11017
The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering.
Quote #34793
No man’s life, liberty or property are safe while the legislature is in session.
Quote #34786
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, Where have I gone wrong...