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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #26138
God don’t make no mistakes. That’s how He got to be God.
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We are rarely proud when we are alone.
Quote #15478
Prepare yourself for the world, as the athletes used to do for their exercise;...
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The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5’7, it...
Quote #20801
All the world’s a stage,And all the men and women merely players.They have their...
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If we do not learn from history, we shall be compelled to relive it....
Quote #25425
In Israel, in order to be a realist you must believe in miracles.
Quote #30660
If you don’t make your dreams a reality, reality will take away your dreams.
Quote #27164
My friends are my estate. Forgive me then the avarice to hoard them