Quote #2776
When women kiss, it always reminds me of prizefighters shaking hands.
Quote #29953
The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge...
Quote #1270
I bet the human brain is a kludge.
Quote #22970
Breathless, we flung us on a windy hill, Laughed in the sun, and kissed...
Quote #2730
I hate mankind, for I think of myself as one of the best of...
Quote #25684
Never trust anyone who wants what you’ve got. Friend or no, envy is an...
Quote #25208
In my case, adulthood itself was not an advance, although it was a useful...
Quote #10440
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Quote #25864
The problem is that Americans would like to be independent of the rest of...
Quote #29263
If Casey Stengel were alive today, he’d be spinning in his grave.