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Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck-if you survive you start...
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Between the wish and the thing life lies waiting.
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Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him...
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Grace under pressure.
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Intel has announced its next chip the Repentium.
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A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.
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Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.
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Don’t worry about your originality. You couldn’t get rid of it even if you...
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There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist- the taxidermist leaves...
Quote #25143
Friendship is certainly the finest balm for the pangs of disappointed love.