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Jack Me I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be...
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Sow good services; sweet remembrances will grow them.
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The sudden disappointment of a hope leaves a scar which the ultimate fulfillment of...
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A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it...
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It never ceases to amaze me: we all love ourselves more than other people,...
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A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly...
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When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
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I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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Give away all you like, but keep your bills and your temper.
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We’re not lost. We’re locationally challenged.