Quote #2912
The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists of...
Quote #6238
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
Quote #15094
Plant a kernel of wheat and you reap a pint; plant a pint and...
Quote #19203
Ooops. My brain just hit a bad sector.
Quote #24862
The origin of every excuse is the failure to do something.
Quote #34349
Brains, like hearts, go where they are appreciated.
Quote #10446
The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations...
Quote #12821
He who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
Quote #30222
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
Quote #24640
Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.