Quote #11166
A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
Quote #25896
That’s the good part of dying when you’ve nothing to lose, you run any...
Quote #11376
Comedy is tragedy plus time.
Quote #29531
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
Quote #9623
Kites rise highest against the wind – not with it.
Quote #8989
Happiness comes of the capacity to feel deeply, to enjoy simply, to think freely,...
Quote #2483
Even Bach comes down to the basic suck, blow, suck, suck, blow.
Quote #12677
You will have more fun on your vacation if you maintain a mental age...
Quote #1567
Let me advise thee not to talk of thyself as being old. There is...
Quote #12851
Life is not a laughing matter, but can you imagine having to live without...