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If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people...
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The best cure for Christianity is reading the Bible.
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Men are apt to offend (’tis true) where they find most goodness to forgive.
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A boy is a magical creature you can lock him out of your workshop,...
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In Lebanon there was an agreement not to liquidate Yasser Arafat. I’m sorry that...
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When shit becomes valuable, the poor will be born without assholes.
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Perhaps the feelings that we experience when we are in love represent a normal...
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‘I think therefore I am’ is the statement of an intellectual who underrates toothaches.
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When you have seen as much of life as I have, you will not...
Quote #12569
You can teach someone who cares to write columns, but you can?t teach someone...