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It has been my observation that most people get ahead during the time that...
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It was enough to make a body ashamed of the human race.
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If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence you ever tried
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Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education,...
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I’ve never looked forward to a birthday like I’m looking forward to my new...
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Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
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A sobering thought what if, at this very moment, I am
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A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.
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Whatever happens at all happens as it should thou wilt find this true, if...