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Whenever, therefore, people are deceived and form opinions wide of the truth, it is...
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There are many in the world dying for a piece of bread, but there...
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The man who has received a benefit ought always to remember it, but he...
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The only unnatural sexual act is that which you cannot perform.
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Don’t live in a town where there are no doctors.