Quote #29531
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
Quote #27560
Creativity often consists of merely turning up what is already there. Did you know...
Quote #17428
There is a courtesy of the heart it is allied to love. From it...
Quote #26473
Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
Quote #29271
You can’t win at everything, but you can laugh at everything.
Quote #23349
I will veto again and again until spending is brought under control.
Quote #15680
Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right...
Quote #22693
Build me a son, O Lord, who will be strong enough to know when...
Quote #27326
Money doesn’t talk, it swears.
Quote #22139
A child understands fear, and the hurt and hate it brings.