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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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In science the credit goes to the man who convinces the world, not to...
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Let the fear of danger be a spur to prevent it he that fears...
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It is easier to talk than to hold one’s tongue.
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In religion and politics people’s beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten...
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A great memory is never made synonymous with wisdom, any more than a dictionary...
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Every man has his own destiny the only imperative is to follow it, to...
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When you encounter difficulties and contradictions, do not try to break them, but bend...
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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age — as your...
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Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps, for he is the only...