Quote #11255
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas.
Quote #33433
His mother had often said, When you choose an action, you choose the consequences...
Quote #12122
Alas! While the speculative honourable professor explains the entire existence has he in distraction...
Quote #25687
The child gets two confusing messages when a parent tells him which is the...
Quote #28725
The past is a guide post, not a hitching post.
Quote #1524
There are some things you learn best in calm, and some in storm.
Quote #14446
Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.
Quote #22414
I think the American public wants a solemn ass as a President, and I...
Quote #18559
Discrimination is a hellhound that gnaws at Negroes in every waking moment of their...
Quote #5939
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...